Just because stupid people found my site once, they didn't like that I wasn't the happiest worker bee in all of Happyville. So now I've got this little disclaimer.

If you know me, you know that I'm prone to random rants.

By reading this site, you are hereby notified that you will see constant and vowel combinations that might form words and sentences.

These words and sentences could be combined in ways that create feelings within you that you may not be aware of.

So I'm just going to let you know now, that by reading this you get to see a small part of my warped mind. Be aware that by reading this it's possible that you might read something that you don't like or don't agree with. If you like Wal-Mart, leave now.

If you have a queasy stomach, are afraid of heights or dislike spicy foods, you might want to head on to somewhere worthwhile. Might I suggest planning a vacation at Expedia.

The best part? Above all, it's my Web site so I get to do and say what I want.